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The Nation's Top Ten Worst Films Ever

1) Titanic

You said...

"Shows that the Hollywood glitterati couldn't find their own behinds with both hands, a flashlight and a copy of Grays Anatomy."

"My father fell asleep after 20 minutes. He was lucky. It was only his snoring that kept me awake."

"It sank. There. I've saved you three hours of your life."


2) A.I.: Artificial Intelligence

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"Completely artificial but devoid of intelligence."

"Turns a promising idea into Pinocchio on Ice."

"All copies should be incinerated."

3) Pearl Harbor

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"It battered my intelligence with such ferocity I could barely find my way out of the cinema."

"Made me feel unclean."

4) Vanilla Sky

You said...

"The lowest point of my life so far."

"You recommended it. Why, Jonathan, why?"

"Thanks for nothing Jonathan."


5) The Blair Witch Project

You said...

"Two hours that would have been more profitably spent trying to staple my tongue to my forehead."

"Gave my girlfriend motion sickness and she threw up half way through."


6) Batman And Robin

You said...

"I wanted to sandpaper my retinas."


7) The Avengers

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"Made me want to drown in my own bile."

"As the film went silent before the closing credits I said aloud: 'That was ****!' and got a round of applause."


8) Battlefield Earth

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"A totally miserable experience shared with six other sad and bemused people and 120 empty seats."


9) Eyes Wide Shut

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"I tried to walk out of the cinema but the film had anaesthetised my legs".

"I fell asleep, even with all the bonking."

"What the hell was that all about?"


10) Highlander II - The Quickening

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"It stank like a dead cat under my cinema chair."

"Breathtakingly stupid."

This was the worst movies ever made according to viewers of film 2003 on the BBC.
I agree with most of these, and the ones i dont think really stink are the ones i ain't seen and can't judge.
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